mister, would you please help my pony? lyrics – ween

mister, would you please help my pony?
he’s over there behind the tree
he’s down in the dirt would you help him?
i think it’s his lung

mister, would you please help my pony?
he’s chewing bark and not the leaves
he’s crying like a baby, would you help him?
i think it’s his lung

mister, would you please help my pony?
he’s down and he ain’t getting up
he coughed up snot in the driveway
and i think his lung’s f*cked up

pony
pony
pony

mister would you please help my pony?
i think it’s his lung

mister, would you please help my pony?
he’s over there lookin at me
he can’t talk because he’s a pony
i think it’s his lung

mister, would you please help my pony?
he’s over there behind the tree
he’s down in the dirt would you help him?
i think it’s his lung

/ ween lyrics