monsters under the bed lyrics – eugene mcguinness

there are,
so many hours in the day
i know i’ve got work to do but hey
my will to move or even use my brain
is whethered by eternal english rain
and when the talk show ends i scream
right at the screen for more pregnant teens
i can’t fall asleep
it’s almost 3
so i water the flowers out on the street

i spent 5 hours on the net
last night
avoidin’ the monsters under my bed
with square eyes

how fun-f*cking-tabulous it is
to be so scared of the dark like this
i know i’ve got work to do
it’s a b*tch
i’m staggering ’round
i can’t find the switch

i spent 5 hours on the net last
avoidin’ the monsters under my bed
with square eyes
now i dare not stick my feet off the end
in case they bite
and sing the monster song

la-da-dup-ba-da-bow-ah [x4]

there are,
so many hours in the day
to address this problem in some way
some barbie doll talks of carb intake
i turn it off
for now i’m okay

/ eugene mcguinness lyrics