montana lyrics – frank zappa

i might be movin’ to montana soon
just to raise me up a crop of
dental floss

raisin’ it up
waxen it down
in a little white box
that i can sell uptown

by myself i wouldn’t
have no boss,
but i’d be raisin’ my lonely
dental floss

raisin’ my lonely
dental floss

well i just might grow me some bees
but i’d leave the sweet stuff
to somebody else . . . but then, on the other hand iwould

keep the wax
n’ melt it down
pluck some floss
n’ swish it aroun’

i’d have me a crop
an’ it’d be on top (that’s why i’m movin’ to montana)

movin’ to montana soon
gonna be a dental floss tyc**n (yes i am)
movin’ to montana soon
gonna be a mennil-toss flykune

i’m pluckin’ the ol’
dennil floss
that’s growin’ on the prairie
pluckin’ the floss!
i plucked all day an’ all nite an’ all
afternoon . . .

i’m ridin’ a small tiny hoss
(his name is mighty little)
he’s a good hoss
even though
he’s a bit d*nky to strap a big saddle or
blanket on anyway
he’s a bit d*nky to strap a big saddle or
blanket on anyway
any way

i’m pluckin’ the ol’
dennil floss
even if you think it is a little silly, folks
i don’t care if you think it’s silly, folks
i don’t care if you think it’s silly, folks

i’m gonna find me a horse
just about this big,
an’ ride him all along the border line

with a
pair of heavy-duty
zircon-encrusted tweezers in my hand
every other wrangler would say
i was mighty grand

by myself i wouldn’t
have no boss,
but i’d be raisin’ my lonely
dental floss

raisin’ my lonely
dental floss
raisin’ my lonely
dental floss

well i might
ride along the border
with my tweezers gleamin’
in the moon-lighty night

and then i’d
get a cuppa cawfee
n’ give my foot a push . . .
just me ‘n the pygmy pony
over the dennil floss bush

n’ then i might just
jump back on
an’ ride
like a cowboy
into the dawn to montana

movin’ to montana soon
(yippy-ty-o-ty-ay)
movin’ to montana soon
(yippy-ty-o-ty-ay)
movin’ to montana soon
(yippy-ty-o-ty-ay)
movin’ to montana soon
(yippy-ty-o-ty-ay)
movin’ to montana soon
(yippy-ty-o-ty-ay)
movin’ to montana soon
(yippy-ty-o-ty-ay)
movin’ to montana soon
(yippy-ty-o-ty-ay)
movin’ to montana soon
(yippy-ty-o-ty-ay)
movin’ to montana soon
(yippy-ty-o-ty-ay)
movin’ to montana soon
(yippy-ty-o-ty-ay)
movin’ to montana soon
(yippy-ty-o-ty-ay)
movin’ to montana soon
(yippy-ty-o-ty-ay)

/ frank zappa lyrics