motherlover lyrics – the lonely island

(feat. justin timberlake)

[andy samberg:] oh dang.
[justin timberlake:] what is it dawg?
[andy samberg:] i forgot it’s mothers day.
[justin timberlake:] didn’t get a gift for her.
[andy samberg:] other plans got in the way. she’ll be so disappointed.
[justin timberlake:] d*mn i forgot it too.
[andy samberg:] this could have been avoided.
what the h*ll are we gonna do?
[justin timberlake:] my moms been so forlorn ever since my daddy left.
[andy samberg:] cold.
[justin timberlake:] no one to hold her tight. life has put her to the test.
[andy samberg:] i know just what you mean, my moms been so sad and gray.
[justin timberlake:] word
[andy samberg:] my dad can’t satisfy her in the bedroom ever since he p*ssed away.
[both:] hold up!
[andy samberg:] you thinkin what i’m thinkin?
[justin timberlake:] i’m thinkin i’m thinkin too.
[both:] slow up!
[andy samberg:] what time is it dawg?
[justin timberlake:] it’s time for a switcharoo
[both:] we both love our moms, women with grown women needs
i say we break em off
show em how much they really mean
cause…

i’m a mother lover
you’re a mother lover
we should f*ck each others mothers
[both:] f*ck each others moms
pushin’ that place that you came out as a baby
aint no doubt that sh*t is crazy
[both:] f*ckin’ each others moms

cause every mothers day needs a mothers night
if doing it is wrong, i don’t wanna be right
i’m callin on you cause i can’t do it myself
to me you’re like a brother, so be my mother lover

[andy samberg:] i’m layin in the cut waitin’ for your mom clutchin’ on this lube and roses
[justin timberlake:] i got my digital camera, i’m gonna make your momma do a million poses
[andy samberg:] they will be so surprised
[justin timberlake:] we are so cool and thoughtful
[andy samberg:] can’t wait to pork your mom
[justin timberlake:] i’m gonna be the syrup, she can be my waffle
[both:] sho nuff!
[justin timberlake:] my mother loves bubble bath with chamomile
[both:] straight up!
[andy samberg:] give it to my mom d – d- d – d- d – d – doggystyle
[justin timberlake:] this the perfect plan
[andy samberg:] for a perfect mothers day
[justin timberlake:] they have to rename this one
[both:] all up under the covers day

cause i’m a mother lover
you’re a mother lover
we should f*ck each others mothers
[justin timberlake:] f*ck each others moms
i’m pushin that lady
where you came out as a baby
ain’t no doubt that sh*t is crazy
[justin timberlake:] f*ckin’ each others moms

[andy samberg:] break it down

[andy samberg:] it would be my honor to be your new step-father
[justin timberlake:] it would be my honor to be your new step-father
[andy samberg:] while your in my mother make me another brother.
and i’m in your mother i’ll never use a rubber
[justin timberlake:] oh!

cause every mothers day needs a mothers night
if doing it is wrong, i don’t wanna be right
i’m callin on you cause i can’t do it myself
to me you’re like a brother, so be my mother lover
they blessed us both with the gift of life
she brought you in this world so imma s*x her right
this is the second best idea that we’ve ever had
the choice can be no other
be my mother lover

/ the lonely island lyrics