mr. goldstone lyrics – bette midler

rose: have an eggroll, mr. goldstone.
have a napkin, have a chopstick, have a chair.
have a spare rib, mr. goldstone.
any spare that i can spare i’ll be glad to share!

have a dish, have a fork, have a fish, have a pork.
put your feet up. feel at home.
have a smoke, have a coke.
would you like to hear a joke?
i’ll have june recite a poem!

have a leechie, mr. goldstone.
tell me any little thing that i can do.
ginger peachy, mr. goldstone.
have a k*mquat, have two!
everybody give a cheer.
santa claus is sitting here.
mr. goldstone i love you!

have a goldstone, mr. eggroll.
tell me any little thing that i can do.
have some fried rice, mr. soy sauce.
have a cookie, have a few!
what’s the matter, mr. g?
have another pot of tea.
mr. goldstone i love you!

herbie: there are good stones and bad stones
and curbstones and gladstones
and touchstones and such stones as them.
rose: there are big stones and small stones
and grind stones and gall stones,
all: but goldstone is a gem!

there are milestones, there are mill stones.
there’s a cherry, there’s a yellow, there’s a blue.
but we don’t want any old stone,
only goldstone will do!
moon stones, sun stones.
we all scream for one stone.
mr. goldstone we love you!

/ bette midler lyrics