mr. spindel’s phone call lyrics – adam sandler

mr. spindel’s phone call

[phone rings]
[mr. spindel picks it up]
[mr spindel:] “hullo!”
[student: whispering] “hey mr. spindel. how’s algebra cl*ss going?”
[chuckling]
[mr spindel:] “whut!?”
[student: whispering] “you’re in for a big surprise tommorrow during 5th period!”
[chuckling]
[mr spindel:] “hey! who is this!”
[student hangs up phone]

[dial tone]
[mr spindel:] “hullo!”
[dial tone]
[mr spindel:] “hullo!”
[dial tone]
[mr spindel:] “who is this!?”
[dial tone]
[mr spindel:] “hullo!”
[dial tone]
[mr spindel:] “answer me!”
[dial tone]
[mr spindel:] “who is this!?”
[dial tone]
[mr spindel:] “hullo!”
[dial tone]
[mr spindel:] “for god’s sake! who are you!?”
[dial tone]
[mr spindel:] “hullo!”
[dial tone]
[mr spindel:] “hullo!”
[dial tone]

[operator recording playing “if you’d like to make a call…”]
[mr spindel:] “who is that!?”
[recording continues]
[mr spindel:] “hullo!”
[recording continues]
[mr spindel:] “who are you!?”
[recording continues]
[mr spindel:] “please answer me!”
[silence]

[bleeping noise]
[mr spindel:] “oh god! who is this!?”
[bleeping]
[mr spindel:] “please stop it! why are you doing this!?”
[bleeping]
[mr spindel:] “why!? why!?”
[bleeping]
[mr spindel:] “just tell me your name.”
[bleeping]
[mr spindel:] “please.”
[bleeping]
[mr spindel:] “i’m gonna hang up!”
[bleeping]
[mr spindel:] “i’m warning you!”
[bleeping]
[mr spindel:] “hullo!”
[bleeping]
[mr spindel:] “whoever this is, i’m gonna hang up!”
[bleeping]
[mr spindel:] “that’s it!”
[bleeping]
[mr spindel:] “d*mn you kids!!”
[bleeping]
[mr spindel:] “d*mn you!!”
[slams down phone]

[phone rings]
[mr. spindel picks it up]
[mr spindel:] “hullo?”
[ted:] “yeah, bill.”
[mr spindel:] “oh, ted!”
[ted:] “i’ve been trying to get through to you forever.
who have you been talking to?”
[mr spindel:] “i don’t know. so help me god! i don’t know!”

/ adam sandler lyrics