my bike lyrics – ghoti hook

(songs and lyrics by conrad/lead vocals by jamie)
there’s just one thing that i love more than anything.
i hold it so near to my heart.
it has just one gear and a pair of blue training wheels,
a headlight to see in the dark.
i like my bike.
it’s not like other bikes.
it has pinwheels and a purple banana seat,
loud cards in the spokes as they bend.
it has a big h*rn that i honk when you’re in my way,
so i don’t run over my friends.
i like my bike.
it’s not like other bikes.
i ride my bike to the girl that i like,
and she looks at me and my bike.
a tear fills her eye as she’s filled with great pride,
when i ask her to take a ride.
me and my girl, we ride all over town on it.
my guide is the street and the sun.
we stop for a shake–i pretend we’ll share all of it,
when i hit the eject b*tton.
i like my bike.
it’s not like other bikes.

/ ghoti hook lyrics