octopus facts lyrics – forced abortion

octopi in fact have nine tentacles. when octopi get tired their tentacles become stiff. there is a species of octopi known as the n*gg*rpus, due to the fact that it does not clean itself. one in ten octopi are transgender. most octopi have a strange attraction to honey mustard. the canadian national anthem is also known as the balled of the octopus. as a tactic to catch prey the octopus will rotate counterclockwise at an extreme rate of motion as to create a vortex in the water that disorients fish, and pulls them in until they are close enough for the octopus to clutch and consume.

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