ode to my car lyrics – adam sandler

ode to my car

here we go

piece of sh*t car
i got a piece of sh*t car
that f*ckin’ pile of sh*t
never gets me very far

my car’s a big piece of sh*t
’cause the shocks are f*cking shot
and my seatbelt’s f*cking broken
i got to tie it in a knot
(it’s a piece of sh*t)

i can’t see through the windshield
’cause it’s got a big f*cking’ crack
and the interior smells real bad
’cause my friend puked in the back
(it’s a piece of sh*t)

(piece of sh*t car)
piece of sh*t car
(he’s got a piece of sh*t car)
it sucks royal d*ck
(that f*ckin’ pile of sh*t)
100% cr*p
(never gets him very far)
oh f*ck you car

it’s got no cd player, it only got the 8-track
whoever designed my car can lick my sweaty nut sack
(they can bite his *ss too)
and i got no f*ckin’ brakes
i’m always way out of control
eleven times a day i hear “hey, watch it *sshole”
(you f*ckin’ piece of sh*t)

(piece of sh*t car)
i got piece of sh*t car
(he got a piece of sh*t car)
diesel gas sucks my *ss
(that f*ckin’ pile of sh*t)
that pile of metal sh*t
(never gets him very far)

oh what the f*ck did i do
what the f*ck did i do
what the f*ck did i do
to get stuck with you
you’re too wide for drive-through
and you smell like the shoe
but i’m too broke to buy something new
oh f*ck me

well the engine likes to flood
the car always f*ckin’ stalls
and the seat cushion’s got a big rip
so a spring always pokes the b*lls
(ouch, ouch, ouch)
plus the door locks are busted
i gotta use a f*cking coat hanger
(what a pain in his *ss)
and if a girlie sees my car
there’s no chance i’ll ever bang her
(he never ever gets the p*ssy)
hey shut up
(piece of sh*t car)
you piece of sh*t car

(you got a piece of sh*t car)
you piece of sh*t car
(piece of sh*t car)
bald f*ckin’ tires
(you got a piece of sh*t car)
no rearview f*cking mirror
(piece of sh*t car)
seven different colors
(you got a piece of sh*t car)
f*cking rag for a gas cap
(piece of sh*t car)
tailpipe makes the sparks fly everywhere
(you got a piece of sh*t car)
(piece of sh*t car)
(you got a piece of sh*t car)
(piece of sh*t car)
oh the whole town thinks i’m a loser
(you got a piece of sh*t car)
cabby give me a push
(piece of sh*t car…)

/ adam sandler lyrics