ode to titties lyrics – larry the cable guy

on the first night in the t*tty club,
we was checking out all the chicks.
there was black ones and whites ones, brunettes and blondes,
look at the size of that red heads t*ts.
the first girl i tipped was as flat as h*ll,
but had an *ss that was sent from god.
i was h*rny and even though i ain’t rich,
i was tipping like a son of a b*tch.
you see you’ve been you a t*tty bar with 200 bucks,
it feels good to be out with my friends.
in the t*tty club,
you can’t be a good chear.
’cause there ain’t nothing better than t*tties and beer! git-er-done!!!

/ larry the cable guy lyrics