ooh-wakka-doo-wakka-day lyrics – gilbert o’sullivan

i want to tell you, i might as well do
about a girl i met back in may
her name is rita and you should see her
and she goes ooh wakka doo wakka day

she’s got a brother like any other
who got his nose caught inside a gate
and when they freed him, it so relieved him
he just went ooh wakka doo wakka day

you wouldn’t think to look at me
that i was strong
but underneath it all, i really am
and just to prove it, why;
only the other day
i picked a needle up with one hand

now, up in bradford a chap named radford
while taking part in a local play
was intercepted and then suspected
of going ooh wakka doo wakka day

hey, hey…

who’s that lady i saw you with?
it was not your wife
it looked to me suspiciously
like someone i have never seen before in my life

doo-doo doo-di-doo …

it’s not suprising when you come to think of it
just what it is that makes people swear
you only have to sing about bleepin’ thing
and there’ll be bleeping ev’ry-bleeping-where

now, if you love me, you’re not above me
and if you don’t, well, what can i say
except we’ll see when you come to tea, then
you can go ooh wakka doo wakka
ooh wakka doo wakka
wakka doo
wakka day

/ gilbert osullivan lyrics