please don’t hate me lyrics – insane clown posse

i gotta tell him
i gotta be a man and handle my business
i know he’s gonna hate me
i gotta call’em

what up dawg?
what you been up to?
oh yeah, well thats cool, check it out
me and you, we been down for a while right
we been here and there, we been pretty tight
somethin happened last night that you might get upset about
but hear me out, i didnt mean nothin by it,
im gonna make this quick
i gave your momma this d*ck
i dunno how it happened
i just know my nuts and her itch was slappin’
i was over there mowin’ the gr*ss
and i could feel her eyes all up on my *ss
and then i went inside to make a phone call
and there she was with her t*ttie hanging out her bra
one thing just led to another
next thing you know, i’m b*tt-f*cking your mother

please dont hate me
but i been f*ckin your mom loose lately
please dont hate me (i’m sorry)
i never said i loved the hoe
please dont hate me
but i been f*ckin your mom loose lately
please dont hate me (i’m sorry)
you never should have trusted a juggalo

don’t hang up, i still got more
your momma gives head like a heroin wh*r*
i wasn’t thinking about you as my bud
when she spread my b*tt cheeks and went for the milk dud
we broke out with your grandpa’s gin
and got drunk, i f*cked her with a bowling pin
she’s freaky, her nipples look like peanuts
your mommas one of my favorite sl*ts
she likes lickin from the back of my b*lls
to the tip of my d*ck with one big lick
she calls me her big teddy bear (growl)
i chase her around in my underwear
i’ll admit i like spanking her b*tt
i used your sock though to catch my nut
dont worry, i put it back, i knew i better
thats why your toes been stickin together hahahaha

please dont hate me
but i been f*ckin your mom loose lately
please dont hate me (i’m sorry)
i never said i loved the hoe
please dont hate me (please dont hate me)
but i been f*ckin your mom loose lately
please dont hate me (i’m sorry)
you never should have trusted a juggalo(please don’t hate me)

maybe they call you a termihater(please don’t hate me)
if this was a swamp youd be a allihater(please don’t hate me)
you could use a cold gl*ss of haterade(please don’t hate me)
sure come up, bring the ellihater(please don’t hate me)

your moms *ss looks like oatmeal yo
its b*mpy and grainy, i like the feel though
and i aint trying to diss her either
im only sayin i wish you would trim her beaver some
every hair is like a foot long
b*tch looks like a werewolf wearing a thong sometimes
its allright with me though
i dont mind as long as i can locate the p-hole
and your dad so dumb he’s knowing nuthin
here i am stuffin her m*ffin
not to mention the pickle buffin
and i hope me and you are still cool
im spending the night so she can drive me to school tomorrow
and we plan on f*ckin again, allright, ill talk to you later
peace eminem(ooooooooooh)

(d’zam someone got f*cked up n*gg*)

please dont hate me
but i been f*ckin your mom loose lately
please dont hate me (i’msorry)
i never said i loved the hoe
please dont hate me (please dont hate me)
but i been f*ckin your mom loose lately
please dont hate me (i’m sorry)
you never should have trusted a juggalo
please dont hate me (hey)
but i been f*ckin your mom loose lately
please dont hate me (i’m sorry)
i never said i loved the hoe
please dont hate me (please dont hate me)
but i been f*ckin your mother loose lately
please dont hate me
you never should have trusted a juggalo (chanting)

/ insane clown posse lyrics