pre-menstrual princess blues lyrics – s.o.d

irving!!, where are my maxi pads??
help me find them before i paint the whole house red!!
you men have it so easy…
i wish that you could feel this just once…
i’m p*ssing clots the size of basketballs!!!

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pre-menstrual princess blues
pre-menstrual princess blues
pre-menstrual princess blues
pre-menstrual princess blues

oh god, it’s stained through onto my new dress!!
god d*mn it, why’d this have to happen now??
i can’t go out like this, i look like i’ve been shot!!
ohhh…you’re hungry are you?
well come here irving darling…
how about a bl**dy mary!!!

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/ s o d lyrics