reelin’ & rockin’ no.1 lyrics – frogs

(1-2-3-4)
the frogs
on your radio tonight and forever
looked at my watch and it was quarter to one
ah… i c*mmed
looked at my watch and it was quarter to two
i said, “what do you use for lubricant, baby? superglue?”
looked at my watch and it was quarter to three
i said, “god dammit, b*tch, i gotta take a pee!”
looked at my watch and it was six to four
twenty five or terry kath
chicago!
looked at my watch and it was quarter to five
i said, “i don’t know what you got down there, b*tch,
but i’m being eaten alive!”
looked at my watch and it quarter to six
she said, “ew! that smells like bratwurst!”
i said, “well, you smell like tuna fish!”
looked at my watch and it was quarter to eight
(seven!)
whoops!
looked at my watch and it was nine to ten
ahh… here i c*m again!
looked at my watch and it was ten to eleven
fully extended — twelve
looked at my watch and it was thirteen o’clock
me and god just watchin’ scotty’s c*ck rock
looked at my watch and it said fourteen
that’s jail-bait, baby!

/ frogs lyrics