rudebox lyrics – robbie williams

do the rudebox, shake your rudebox [x4]

ok then back to basics grab your sh*ll toes and your fat laces
a little hand clap for some funk faces and make your body move in the following places
goes up your back and then down your spine and when it hits your head:

ok then back to baseheads dance like you just won at the special olympics
i got the rudebox of the back of a sp*ceship, so sick i just had to take it
the rudebox up yer jacksy, split yer kecks sing a song of semtex,
pocket full of durex body full of mandrex.
are we gonna have s*x (yes) will you wear your knee socks (ohh) back to the rudebox

got this double fantasy where we just never stop,
i’ve got one design and that’s to funk you to the top.
know whats on my mind there’s only one thing you will find,
i got one design and that’s to b*mp you til you drop

rudebox, do the rudebox, cos you so nasty
rudebox, shake your rudebox, why you so nasty

rudebox, do the rudebox, cos you so nasty
rudebox, shake your rudebox, why you so nasty

ok then back to sp*ceship, take both pills f*ck the matrix
jack those jills shake your playtex rock 3 stripes not the asics
adidas old school cos it’s the best – yes
tk max cost less yes
jackson looks a mess bless

ok then what to do, if you try to jack me ill rudebox you,
if you rudebox me, i’ll rudebox your whole crew
cos its what i do aint that right boo – true

i’ll ride with you if you can get me to the border
cos the sheriff’s after me for what i did to his daughter.
i did it like this – you did it like that – i love it when you double clap clap

grab this double fantasy where we just never stop,
i’ve got one design and that’s to funk you to the top.
know whats on my mind there’s only one thing you will find,
i got one design and that’s to b*mp you til you drop

rudebox, do the rudebox, cos you so nasty
rudebox, shake your rudebox, why you so nasty

rudebox, do the rudebox, cos you so nasty
rudebox, shake your rudebox, why you so nasty

ok then check the tan line, make your body shape like you’re stood on a landmine
call me on my mobile not the landline and the jack the mainline at the same time

ok this is what we do, got a jam so fresh its nice for you
ok give it what you got and dial 808 for the b*ss to drop
ok then whats the fracas grab your cardy your lead hat and your bus p*ss
you don’t sweat much for a fat l*ss grab your rudebox cos your box is righteous

ok b*m rush the show
i got high speed dubbing on my stereo and all the tunes in the box are the cherrio,
i know i told you before, did you hear me though

grab this double fantasy where we just never stop,
i’ve got one design and that’s to funk you to the top.
know whats on my mind there’s only one thing you will find,
i got one design and that’s to b*mp you til you drop

rudebox, do the rudebox, cos you so nasty
rudebox, shake your rudebox, why you so nasty

rudebox, do the rudebox, cos you so nasty
rudebox, shake your rudebox, why you so nasty

do the rudebox, shake your rudebox [repeat to fade]

/ robbie williams lyrics