scotland lyrics – king missile

i’d like to go to scotland,
i’d like to wear i kilt,
i’d like to show off my two legs
and do just what i wilt

i’d like to go to scotland
and show off my two thighs,
i’d like to wear a minikilt
and poke you in the eyes

i’d like to go to scotland
and be so very bad,
i’d wear a micro minikilt
of plad

/ king missile lyrics