she’s a witch lyrics – a scholar and a physician

i think she’s really neat
her house is made of sweets
she’s got a lovely face
she’s really ace
her magic ways have had me blinded for days

she wears fantastic belts
when she gets wet she melts
i want our love to grow
deep down i know that no means no
but i’m not ready to go

she gets me down ‘cos she won’t drown

because she’s a witch, she’s a witch
she’s a wonderful witch
and she makes my heart glitch
and there has never been a time i felt so fine
but she’ll never be mine

she’s a witch, she’s a witch
she’s so good at quidditch
but she switches my switch
and i am filled with such intrigue that i’m fatigued
that girl is out of my league

she’s beautiful as well
she put me under her spell
i put her under my house
you’ll find her hard to meet and greet
unless you speak to her feet

and she’s so cute i could die
she trained her monkeys to fly
i probably should have tried to find the time
to ask her why she trained her monkeys to fly

yet i believe we’re meant to be
i’m for her and she’s for me
i ask myself why i won’t learn
i feel there’s sparks but she won’t burn

because she’s a witch, she’s a witch
she’s a wonderful witch
and she makes my heart glitch
and there has never been a time i felt so fine
but she’ll never be mine

she’s a witch, she’s a witch
she’s so good at quidditch
but she switches my switch
and i am filled with such intrigue that i’m fatigued
that girl is out of my league

she’s in league with satan!

/ a scholar and a physician lyrics