shut up lyrics – bloodhound gang

i’m jimmy pop here in a jiffy heat me up and add oil
i’m like a zit a wart a corn a cyst a festerin’ boil
i get under your skin and i sebaceously form
i’m as deep as the plot to an amateur gay p*rn
keep ya hungry for more like bangladesh
then i’ll bjorg da bjorg da bjorg ya like the swedish chef
’cause i’m one of a kind and kinda hard to find
kinda like an injun without his fire water wine
i’m like schneider one day at a time
i’m feelin’ like bob vila nailin’ up your behind
to my wall like daniel-san does
i’m waxin’ on i’m waxin’ off i’m waxin’ just because
i get wired like western union and i got to be me
and i got more b*lls than the daily lottery
like hemorrhoidal itch yo you can’t ignore me
’cause i’m more tongue in cheek than a lesbo orgy

and i don’t give a d*mn if you don’t like me
’cause i don’t like you ’cause you’re not like me

and i don’t give a d*mn if you don’t like me
’cause i don’t like you ’cause you’re not like me

and i don’t give a d*mn if you don’t like me
’cause i don’t like you ’cause you’re not like me

and i don’t give a d*mn if you don’t like me
’cause i don’t like you ’cause you’re not like me

second verse is different than the first.

i’m jimmy pop i am
jimmity jimmity pop i am i am
see my name’s not hoover and i don’t give a d*mn
and i got a different angle like a parallelogram
and you’ll be all ears like a field of corn
i’ll make you dizzy like gillespie as i toot my own h*rn
like a number two pencil i always got a point
you’ll want to share it with your friends like a poorly rolled joint
i’m jimmy pop y’all i’m jimmy pop y’all
i’m an alka seltzer that’s right you’re a seagull
as i continue to expand your head is gonna burst
leave a bad taste in your mouth like moldy liverwurst
like the texas chainsaw m*ssacre i’ll get in your face
but then i’ll brush you off like aqua-fresh toothpaste
’cause i’m lettin’ off steam like a chinese laundromat
but i’m not a roll of charmin so don’t give me no cr*p

and i don’t give a d*mn if you don’t like me
’cause i don’t like you ’cause you’re not like me

and i don’t give a d*mn if you don’t like me
’cause i don’t like you ’cause you’re not like me

and i don’t give a d*mn if you don’t like me
’cause i don’t like you ’cause you’re not like me

and i don’t give a d*mn if you don’t like me
’cause i don’t like you ’cause you’re not like me

i hate a lot of whites and i hate a lot of blacks
i hate p**pin’ in public places but we all hate that
i hate lesbian feminists ’cause they’re all so d*mn ugly
i hate spin magazine ’cause they never ever plug me
and i hate regis and i hate kathie lee
i hate every single movie by that midget spike lee
i hate people that think that i care what they think
i hate people that think that their *ss don’t stink
i hate jon bon jovi but i hate his music more
i hate killin’ people ’cause i hate to keep score
i hate you but you hate yourself too
i hate to be honest but i’d hate to be you

and i don’t give a d*mn if you don’t like me
’cause i don’t like you ’cause you’re not like me

and i don’t give a d*mn if you don’t like me
’cause i don’t like you ’cause you’re not like me

and i don’t give a d*mn if you don’t like me
’cause i don’t like you ’cause you’re not like me

and i don’t give a d*mn if you don’t like me
’cause i don’t like you ’cause you’re not like me

and i don’t give a d*mn if you don’t like me
’cause i don’t like you ’cause you’re not like me

and i don’t give a d*mn if you don’t like me
’cause i don’t like you ’cause you’re not like me

and i don’t give a d*mn if you don’t like me
’cause i don’t like you ’cause you’re not like me

and i don’t give a d*mn if you don’t like me
’cause i don’t like you ’cause you’re not like me

/ bloodhound gang lyrics