sister mary elephant lyrics – cheech & chong

good morning, cl*ss
good morning, cl*ss
cl*ss, good, shut up!
thank you

as you know your regular teacher
sister rosetta stone is on a small vacation
however she does send her love, at least finger paintings
and desk club she’s making

i am your subst*tute teacher, sister mary elephant
cl*ss, attention, attention, cl*ss, cl*ss, shut up!
thank you

young man, now give me that knife, thank you
now cl*ss, you all know who i am
so let’s find out who you are

cl*ss, cl*ss, shut up!
thank you

now cl*ss, sister rosetta has informed me
that your *ssignment for the last two months
has been to write an essay ent*tled
‘how i spent my summer vacation’
who would like to read theirs before the cl*ss?

cl*ss, cl*ss, cla, shut up!
thank you

young man in the first row, stand up
state your name and read your essay

who me?
yes, read your essay, please
uh, i don’t have it finished yet
well then, read what you have, young man

okay, the first day on my vacation
what i did on my summer vacation
the first day on my vacation, i woke up
then i went downtown to a quiet job
then i hung out in front of the drugstore

the second day on my summer vacation, i woke up
then i went downtown to look for a job
then i hung out in front of the drugstore
the third day on my summer vacation, i woke up

(now that’s fine, young man)
then i went downtown to look for a job
(that’s fine, young man)
then i got a job
(young man, young man, young man)
keeping people from here and out in front of the drugstore
the fourth day on my

shut up!
thank you

now cl*ss, i have a surprise for you
i’m going to read you some poems
out of this lovely book of poetry
the sun kisses the morning skies
the birds kiss the b*tterflies
the dew kisses the morning gr*ss

cl*ss, cl*ss, ca
wake up!

i gotta go to the can, man

/ cheech chong lyrics