slightly irresponsible lyrics – jon lajoie

i am slightly irresponsible,
girl, don’t let that scare you away,
’cause i am still reliable,
just not a hundred percent, baby.

sometimes i fall asleep without brushing my teeth
and i only floss approximately twice a week,
i don’t return phone calls all the time,
unless it’s my boss, i want to stay on his good side.
i always pay my credit cards on time,
but irresponsibly i’d make minimum payments once in a while,
also i think i may have accidentally killed someone,
i’m not sure if they died, it was a hit’n’run.

i am slightly irresponsible,
girl, don’t let that scare you away,
’cause i am still reliable,
just not a hundred percent, baby.

when i park my car, sometimes i leave the windows open,
that’s how i got my blackberry charger stolen,
but i didn’t really care, i had a second one,
that my friend gave me when he bought his iphone last month.
i’m glad no one’s noticed the dent in my front b*mper.
when i got home that night there was blood all over,
and in the grille there were bits of face, hair and bone.
i cleaned the car when made sure n*body followed me home.

i am slightly irresponsible,
i wonder if that person had a family,
but i am still reliable,
but the guilt’s eating away at me.

sometimes i’m a day late paying my rent
and sometimes i forget the birthdays of my friends,
apparently they don’t have any suspects thus far,
but they know he was killed by a camry, luckily for me that’s a common car.
but there was one witness: a seventy-nine-year-old lady,
i need to kill her, she’s the only one who can identify me,
so i break into her house to kill her, but then things get messy,
i didn’t realize that her son’s family was visiting.

i am slightly irresponsible,
(ah sh*t)(hey, who the f*ck are you?)
but i am still reliable.
(shut the f*ck up)
i am slightly irresponsible,
(shut up! shut up!)
but i am still reliable
(what have i done? what have i done? oh my god, what have i done?)

/ jon lajoie lyrics