so fly lyrics – elle varner

so fly

i can’t help being depressed
when i look down at my chest
oh yes, my chest it might as well be nonexistent
how can i ever compete with 34 double d’s?

and i’m rollin my eyes
when i look down at my thighs
they might as well tape everything that i eat,
to my legs.
i am too broke for the knife
too lazy to excercise
but if i had hazel eyes
maybe i could be fly.

if i had no cellulite
big br**sts and pockets real wide
then maybe i
maybe i, i,
i could be so fly.
and if i had a small waist
i’d make the boys go insane
and maybe i
maybe i, i,
i could be so fly.
so fly [3x]

now listen
i’ve got a beautiful soul
but only 4 people know
they’ve known me since i was 10
beauty did not matter then.

now that i’m 20 all that matters
is s*x cars and money
i ain’t got none of the three
so basically, i am invisible to all of the fellas
and i sit at home jealous
there was no golden ticket
in my chocolate today.

and worst of all
i’m reminded in the cruelest ways
of how i don’t look and i should look
and that’s why i say…

if i had no cellulite
big br**sts and pockets real wide
then maybe i
maybe i, i,
i could be so fly.
and if i had a small waist
i’d make the boys go insane
and maybe i
maybe i, i,
i could be so fly.
so fly [6x]

so basically all i need
is to be everything but me
colored contacts
liposuction
and breast implants
somehow that don’t make much sense
i must be out of my head
if i think, that i am governed by material things.

so i decided i’m
the definition of fly
and if you want to know why
i know what money can’t buy
don’t go believing the hype
there’s no runway in the sky
and no way you could be fly
not if it costs you a dime.

if i had no cellulite
big br**sts and pockets real wide
then maybe i
maybe i, i, i
i could be so fly.
if i had no cellulite
the boys go insane
and maybe i
maybe i, i,
i could be so fly

/ elle varner lyrics