thalassocracy lyrics – frank black

well, it isn’t so great
since you learned karate chop-chop-chop-chop-chop
you’re walkin’ machs and i’m just
swimmin’ in the slop-slop-slop-slop-slop

you wave your wand at me and
make me dance flip-flop-flip-flop-flip
i want to sing for you and
make your head go pop-pop-pop-pop-pop

the inuit man
had not so much a caesar
he had provision

say, you’re sprayin’ in the windy
and i’m just p*ssin’ off-off-off-off-off
i’m literally deaf down here from
your canned philosoph-soph-soph-soph

softly, can you hear me?
through the suckin’ of your quaff-quaff-quaff-quaff quaff
i’m thal*ssocracy and you’re just romanov-ov-ov-ov

the inuit man
had not so much a caesar
he had provision

/ frank black lyrics