the ballad of chasey lain lyrics – bloodhound gang

dear chasey lain
i wrote to explain
i’m your biggest fan
i just wanted to ask
could i eat your *ss?
write back as soon as you can

you’ve had a lotta d*ck
had a lotta d*ck
i’ve had a lotta time
had a lotta time
you’ve had a lotta d*ck chasey
but you ain’t had mine

dear chasey lain
i wrote to complain
ya never wrote me back
how could i ever eat
your *ss when ya treat
your biggest fan like that?

you’ve had a lotta d*ck
had a lotta d*ck
i’ve had a lotta time
had a lotta time
you’ve had a lotta d*ck chasey
but you ain’t had mine

dear chasey lain
i wrote to constrain
this letter is my last
as your biggest fan
i must demand
you let me eat your *ss

you’ve had a lotta d*ck
had a lotta d*ck
i’ve had a lotta time
had a lotta time
you’ve had a lotta d*ck chasey
but you ain’t had mine

p. s
mom and dad this is chasey
chasey this is my mom and dad
now show ’em them t*tties
now show ’em them t*tties
p. s
mom and dad this is chasey
chasey this is my mom and dad
now show ’em them t*tties
now show ’em them t*tties

would ya f*ck me for blow?

/ bloodhound gang lyrics