the excited southerner at a job interview lyrics – adam sandler

the excited southerner at a job interview

[adam sandler:]
and now the excited southerner has a job interview.

[man:]
so why don’t you tell me why you would be an *sset to this company.

[excite southerner:]
…good question, i have a good answer for that…first first first of all i am
a very…very hard work…vocational skills…i went to…willing to work on a
holidays…i had a tango and mirumba lessons…learning to get along with other
people…but i’m sorry i got my g.e.d….with a overtime…time and a
half…speakin in two languages…spanish and a…a..another one….and i and
and…loyal like a dog…tell you that much…willin to start at the
bottom…and also willing…to stay there…your intestines…completely
flawless…drug-free with a…whoo-wee..good references…if you call my last
boss…he was..actually he was gonna inform me…with a…i got no dependence
with the w-2 form…and i was wondering..

[man:]
you know what? that’s great but uh we don’t have anything open right now.
thanks for comin’ down.

[excited southerner:]
cool.

[man:]
are you alright?

/ adam sandler lyrics