the excited southerner meets mel gibson lyrics – adam sandler

the excited southerner meets mel gibson

[adam sandler:]
and now the excited southerner gets to meet his favorite film actor, mel gibson.

[man:]
mr. gibson? i’m sorry to bother you sir but this gentleman is a big fan and he
just wanted to say h*llo.

[excited southerner:]
well i…i can’t…believe…i’m in the…laser disc…mr.gibson…i…i
…i…such a…got to…i…braveheart was…you…you’re…got your
autograph…with a 8×10 gloss…your face was burnt though…tina
turner…singing a song to the…mama…mother…mother…loves you too…got
to…bird on the water…not such a good picture but…you made up for it with
the mad max…got a…mail…mail was very…got so much going…and the koala
bears…got…i’m a big fan…golden globe awards…if maybe the people’s
choice…

[man:]
alright. that’s enough. i’m sorry mel let me get this moron outta here.

/ adam sandler lyrics