the girl tried to kill me lyrics – ice-t

[verse one:]

yo! i met this girl the other night
hype super-dope body and face, her mini-skirt tight
talkin’ ’bout legs and lips, mindblowin’ hips
had to cross my legs just to look at her t*ts
said she came out lookin’ for some fun
looked me in my eyes and told me…i was the one
i said “why?”, she said i was fly
grabbed me by my hand and i thought i would die
said she wanted to take me home to make love
now that’s the kind of rap that brothers dream of
i said, “fast, slow, hard or soft, baby?”
she said, “all the above”

this girl tried to kill me, she didn’t use a gun or a knife
this girl tried to kill me, took me within a inch of my life

[verse two:]

now, i ain’t no sucker on the weak tip
but let me tell you, she was on some motherf*ckin’ s*x trip
took me to her crib that night, leather and spikes
broke out the rope and the dope strobe-light
and started buggin’, lightin’ candles all over the room
then she did a backflip, landed on my d*ck
i knew that i would be dead soon

this girl tried to kill me, she didn’t use a gun or a knife
this girl tried to kill me, took me within a inch of my life
this girl tried to kill me, she didn’t use a bomb or a gun
this girl tried to kill me, homeboys, watch out for this one

[verse three:]

yo, my pants were on, but so what?
she ripped off my shirt and tied my monkey-*ss up
faster than i could say “no!”
it was like a rodeo, i was with a s*x nut
i looked in her face…
she sweated and she grinned with delight
and then she broke out a whip, i said “sh*t!”
this girl had crazy plans for the night

this girl tried to kill me, she didn’t use a bomb or a gun
this girl tried to kill me, homeboys, watch out for this one
this girl tried to kill me, she didn’t use a gun or a knife
this girl tried to kill me, took me within a inch of my life

[verse four:]

now whips ain’t all that she had
all kinda crazy sh*t was at this b*tch’s pad
i’m talkin’ about latex suits, spike-heeled boots
oversized vibrators so that she could get loose
i said, “don’t…don’t…don’t whip me!
i’ll do anything you ask!”
and then homegirl stripped, 38″ t*ts
man you shoulda seen that *ss

this girl tried to kill me, she didn’t use a gun or a knife
this girl tried to kill me, took me within a inch of my life
this freak tried to kill me, she didn’t use a bomb or a gun
this girl tried to kill me, homeboys, watch out for this one

[verse five:]

my d*ck was harder than a bulletproof vest
she started pourin’ baby oil on her chest
and then she said, “gimme gimme gimme”
jumped on my jimmy, and rode me like the wild west
i almost p*ssed out, then the front door cold bust in
it was her f*ckin’ husband, six-foot ten
i knew my life would soon end

homeboy tried to kill me, he didn’t use a bomb or a gun
homeboy tried to kill me, yo…yo, nowhere to run
homeboy tried to kill me, he didn’t use a gun or a knife
homeboy tried to kill me, cos he had caught me f*ckin’ his wife
yo…

/ ice t lyrics