the headline song lyrics – joe jonas

my giant tongue wouldn’t stop growing
a ghost stole our life savings
stand aside, my b*m’s five foot wide
my mate boiled my w*lly

i’m so fat i broke the toilet
six toilets actually
i fell for a s*xy robot
i paint with my b**bies

my psychic dog has healing powers
there’s a time lord in my loo
mosquitos made me pregnant (mm so pregnant)
i fart on men’s faces for money (oh yeah… come on guys)

i’m so fat i broke the toilet
six toilets actually
i fell for a s*xy robot
i paint with my b**bies

with my b**bies, yeah

/ joe jonas lyrics