the joker lyrics – chris webby

“the joker”
(feat. kinetics)

[intro: steve miller]
some people call me the sp*ce cowboy yeah
some call me the gangsta of love

[verse 1: chris webby]
you see they label me as poorly influencin’ the kids
but that’s straight, i’m just tellin’ ’em the way that i live
cause i be rolling’ up bud until i can barely talk even
drinking’ like a younger kenny powers durin’ off season
i’m the reason your mother won’t let your little brother listen to rap
all i talk about is chicks that i’ve smashed
and every single drug i’ve done and i’ll continue to do
but this is my life, it shouldn’t make a difference to you
i’m a beast popping pills like bradley cooper in “limitless”
live the life you wish you could live and i’ll never get sick of it
i smoke cigarettes, my momma says i should quit
and i probably should but nah, f*ck that sh*t
i be wreckin’ with kinetics you haters better forget it
if they ain’t feelin’ it they must have injected anesthetics
live it like i said and every decision’s reckless
this is webb love me or hate me, you best accept it

[hook: steve miller]
cause’ i’m a picker i’m a grinner
i’m a lover and i’m a sinner
playing my music in the sun
i’m a joker i’m a smoker
i’m a mid-night toker
i get my loving on the run
wooo wooooo

[verse 2: kinetics]
my brain’s busted i don’t think the sh*t is in service
flippin’ the finger and cursin’ so i’ll get injured on purpose
so when i’m with the surgeon i can be convincin’ the nurses
for that prescription to purchase weed for medicinal purposes
you know that you are too d*mn blunted and need help
when you sittin’ on the couch and you reach for a seat belt
me and webby just a bunch of mothaf*ckers who pop uppers
and get so f*cked up that we start headb*ttin’ each other
no disrespect to the thriller i’m a killer when i flow for y’all
cause every night i murder the mic, propofol
so any rapper that’s bad enough to be battlin’
i’m stabbin’ him and jabbin’ a javelin in his abdomen
cause i’m a joker and usually never sober
but i’m infinite, like the number 8 was tipped over
from new york to connecticut, kinectics has connected it
timmy talent sampled it and then webby perfected it

[hook: steve miller]

cause i’m a picker i’m a grinner
i’m a lover and i’m a sinner
playing my music in the sun
i’m a joker i’m a smoker
i’m a mid-night toker
i get my loving on the run
wooo wooooo

some people call me the sp*ce cowboy yeah
(yeah i’m feeling real good right now you know)
some call me the gangster of love
(this is me and uh i’m not changing for n*body)
some people call me maurice
(you know you don’t like it then uh)
cause’ i speak of the pompitous of love
(you can go f*ck yourself buddy. bring that hook back yea)

cause i’m a picker i’m a grinner
i’m a lover and i’m a sinner
playing my music in the sun
i’m a joker i’m a smoker
i’m a mid-night toker
i get my loving on the run
wooo wooooo
cause i’m a picker i’m a grinner
i’m a lover and i’m a sinner
playing my music in the sun
i’m a joker i’m a smoker
i’m a mid-night toker
i get my loving on the run

/ chris webby lyrics