the performer lyrics – gwar

i’ll come to town for you
dress up like a clown for you
pull my pants on down for you
then i’ll crawl away

i will blow hot fart on you
i will build an r-2 d-2
i won’t even start for you
unless you f*cking pay

because i am the performer
because i am the performer
because i am the performer

i will come to town for you
dress up like a clown for you
try not to f*ck around on you
do so anyway i will find the ark for you

go sleep in the park with you
i’ll even suck a c*ck or two
but no sir, i’m not gay

because i am the performer
because i am the performer
because i am the performer

before i was a wh*r*
on tour i was the child always running around
with his d*ck hanging out
and diapers pulled down

show biz was calling so i hit the stage
worked out an act where i got raped in a cage
my life was bullsh*t and i didn’t care
went to go bowling and i missed on my spare

but what else could i f*cking do
but play another song for you
thinking about a nose job, too
’cause i am the performer

/ gwar lyrics