there’s life outside your apartment lyrics – avenue q

brian:
princeton!

princeton:
yeah.

brian:
listen, buddy, n*body’s seen ya for two weeks.
what’s up with that?

princeton:
i went to work for a temp agency, and they
fired me for being too depressing on the phone.
i maxed out my cards, i’m two months behind
in rent, i totally messed up my personal life.
oh, and brian – i still haven’t found my purpose!

brian:
all right. get off your *ss and stop worrying!
everyone’s getting together to mess around the city today.

princeton:
have fun!

brian:
when i say everyone, that includes you!

there is life outside your apartment.
i know it’s hard to conceive.
but there’s life outside your apartment.
and you’re only gonna see it if you leave.

there is cool sh*t to do,
but it can’t come to you,
and who knows, dude
you might even score!

there is life outside your apartment.
but you gotta open the door!

princeton:
no, thanks, i’m staying in!

brian:
don’t tell me i gotta force you.

princeton:
sorry!

brian:
all right, everyone! he’s resisting!

all but princeton:
there is life outside…
there is life outside…
there is life outside…
there is life outside your apartment!
there’s a pigeon
squashed on the street.

christmas eve:
ew.

brian:
there’s a girl p*ssing by

nicky:
no i think it’s a guy

all but princeton:
and a homeless man
who only wants to
buy something to eat!

sorry, can’t help you.

we could go to the zoo!

trekkie monster:
pick up girls at nyu!

brian:
we could sit in the park smoking pot!

christmas eve:
or not.

all but princeton:
there is life outside your apartment.

princeton:
well, i guess i’ll give it a shot.

all:
there is life outside your apartment.
i know –
there is life outside your apartment.

voice #1:
i’m gonna jump!

all:
don’t do it!

voice #1:
okay.

all:
there is cool sh*t to do
but it can’t come to you
so come on –

voice #2:
get out of the way *sshole!

princeton:
f*ck you!

all:
there is life outside your apartment.
oh, you never know
what’s around the bend.
you could win the lotto
or make a friend…

guys:
take her home to see your apartment!

lucy:
do you wanna feel special?
i can see that you do.
well, i can make you feel
special.
if you let me feel you.

guys:
she’ll feel you!

lucy:
where’s your pad?

princeton:
not too far.

guys:
we could call you a car.

princeton:
we’ll be fine, thank you! see ya!

christmas eve:
hope you don’t get gonorrhea!

all:
there is life outside your apartment.

princeton/lucy:
but now it’s time to go home.

all:
there is life outside your apartment.

trekkie monster:
me going home now.

princeton/lucy:
it’s time to go home!

trekkie monster:
that’s where me gonna go!

lucy:
i can make you feel special.

trekkie monster:
that’s where me gonna go!

all:
there is life outside your apartment.

trekkie monster:
me going home now,
that’s where me gonna go!

princeton/lucy:
but now it’s time to go home

trekkie monster:
for p*rn!

/ avenue q lyrics