two left feet lyrics – alex spore

if the man with two left feet can’t dance,
what about the one with two right hands?
and if the man with two brains ain’t a genious,
then i’ll be d*mned.

if you cross an elephant and a rhino,
what does that get you?
and if you cross a bulldog and a sh*tzu,
you know what that gets you.

a man stopped me on the street and asked,
‘are you ready for the end?’
well, i looked at him and said,
‘it did not begin.’

if someone married the wicked witch of the west,
what would happen to him?
and if i fought golieth,
do you think that i would win?

i’m sorry for all the stupid things i did,
way back then.
like your christmas tree,
i’ll get you another one at the 5 and 10.

a man stopped me on the street and asked,
‘are you ready for the end?’
well, i looked at him and said,
‘it did not begin.’

/ alex spore lyrics