u.g.l.y lyrics – dahpne & celeste

daphne & celeste – u.g.l.y.
[c] ok! i’m a cheerleader now!
[chorus]
[d&c] u.g.l.y.
you ain’t got no alibi you ugly
eh! hey! you ugly [x4]

[c] i saw you walking down the street just the other day
[c] i didn’t see your damage from that far away
[c] i should have got a clue when the kids started screaming
[c] you walked up to me with your buck teeth a gleaming
[c] your hair is all frizzy and your face is a mess
[c] i thought it was a sack but it’s your favorite dress
[c] you hurt the trees feelings and the birds all flew
[c] i don’t mean to insult you
[c] oh wait! yes i do.

[d] your teeth are yellow, they’re covered in mould
[d] you’re only fourteen you look a hundred years old
[c] when looks were handed out you were last in line
[c] your face looks like where the sun don’t shine
[d] did you fall off a building and land on your head?
[d) or did a truck run over your face instead?
[c] there ain’t no pill, cause you ain’t ill

[d&c] you’re ugly!
[d&c]
u.g.l.y you ain’t got no alibi you ugly eh! hey! you ugly [x2]

[d] what you really need is to wear a mask
[d] and book that plastic surgeon fast – (girl)
[c] you’re scary – you’re hairy i heard about you
[c] you’re the main attraction at the city zoo
[d] you’re so fat and ugly with a belly full of flab
[d] when you wear a yellow coat people shout out cab
[c] (heh you’r so funny)
[d] (i know)

[d] you got eyes like a pig and your nose is big
[d] and with hair like that you should be wearin’ a wig
[c] uncle fester remember him? i never knew that you had a twin!
[d] you can’t disguise your googly eyes
[d] in the miss ugly pageant you win first prize
[c] yo mama say you ugly –
[d&c] you ugly!

[d&c]
u.g.l.y you ain’t got no alibi you ugly! eh! hey! you ugly [x2]
u.g.l.y [x7]
you ain’t got no alibi your ugly
[d]get busy [x9]
[c] yo mam says your ugly
[d] get busy
[c] yo mam says your ugly
[d] get busy
[c] yo mam says your ugly
[d] get busy
[d&c] your ugly!

[d&c] u.u.u.u.
[d] now i feel like blondie

[d&c]
u.g.l.y you ain’t got no alibi you ugly eh! hey! you ugly [x2]

[d] quasimodo
[c] camel breath
[d] squarehead
[d&c] ugly!

[c] chicken legs
[d] pig face
[c] chin like bubba
[d&c] ugly!

[d] fish lips
[c] toad licker
[d] poindexter
[d&c] ugly!

[c] spaghetti arms
[d] limp b*tt
[d&c] freak shown -ugly!

[d&c]
u.g.l.y you ain’t got no alibi you ugly eh! hey! you ugly [x1]

[d&c]
u.g.l.y – [c] you could make an onion cry

[d&c]
u.g.l.y – [d] like an alien chased by the f.b.i.

[d&c]
ugly!!!!!!

/ dahpne celeste lyrics