valentino lyrics – bowling for soup

she got a valentine from gary
i opened it up it said, “would you please be mine.”
i gave her flowers and some candy, yea!
she opened them up and said, “you’re trying to make me fat.”

now i just want a new girlfriend
yea i just want someone to make me laugh
i just want a new girlfriend
yea i just want someone to laugh at me

not to smart, not to tall
likes to watch tv and play basketball

i bought a car and i let her drive it
yea! she opened the door and said, “oh bother, this is red.”
i gave her all my notes from algebra
she opened em up and said, “i can’t believe you’re so stupid.”

now i just want a new girlfriend
yea i just want someone to make me laugh
i just want a new girlfriend
yea i just want someone to laugh at me

not to smart, not to tall
likes to watch tv and play basketball
and play basketball
and play basketball
and play basketball

now i just want a new girlfriend
yea i just want someone to make me laugh
i just want a new girlfriend
yea i just want someone to laugh at me

and i, i just want her to look at me… yup
i, just want her to talk to me… yea!

i won’t ever make her wash my car, no!
i won’t ever take a walk, not unless she’s there.
oh, oh, oh, oh!
oh, oh, oh, oh!
oh, oh, oh, oh!
oh, oh, oh, oh!
oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!

/ bowling for soup lyrics