wayne gretzky lyrics – goldfinger

wayne gretzky, the only man i’d have s*x with
wayne gretzky, i’d be intimate with
wayne gretzky, i think he’s kinda s*xy
wayne gretzky, i wonder what he looks like naked

i wonder what it would be like
to have s*x with the great one
i wonder what it would be like
to have s*x with the league’s leading scorer

wayne gretzky, i know he’s a married man
but maybe, he’d be attracted to me
darrin pfeiffer, stupid american boy
wayne gretzky, very handsome canadian man

i wonder what it would be like
to have s*x with the great one
i wonder what it would be like
to have s*x with the league’s leading scorer

[spoken]
yeah, i wonder what it would be like?
ah, it’ll never happen, it’s just a pipe dream.
wait a minute — i’m not even gay, i’m married!
pssh, whatever.

wayne gretzky
i love you wayne gretzky, yeah

/ goldfinger lyrics