we’ve got a bigger problem now lyrics – dead kennedys

last call for alcohol
last call for your freedom speech
drink up, happy hour is now
enforced by law

don’t forget our house special
it’s called a ‘trickie d*ckie screwdriver’
it’s got one part jack daniels
two parts of purple kool aid
and jigger of formaldehyde from the jar
with hitler’s brain in it
we got it in the back storeroom

happy trails to you
happy trails to you

i am emperor ronald reagan
born again with fascist cravings
still you made me president
human rights will soon go away

i am now your shah today
now i command all of you
now you’re going to praise good
and i’ll make sure they’re christian too

california uber allies
california uber allies
uber allies california
uber allies california

ku klux klan will control you
still you think it’s natural
n*gg*r knockin’ for the master race
still you wear the happy face

you closed your eyes, can’t happen here
alexander haig is near
vietnam won’t come back you say
join the army or you will pay
join the army or you will pay

california uber allies
california uber allies
uber allies california
uber allies california

yeah, that’s it, just relax, have another drink
few more pretzels, little more m.s.g
turn on those dallas cowboys on your tv
lock your doors, just close your mind
it’s time for the two minute warning

welcome to 1984, are you ready for the third world war?
you too will meet the secret police
they’ll draft you and they’ll jail your niece
you’ll go quietly to boot camp
they’ll shoot you dead, make you a man
don’t you worry, it’s for a cause
feeding global corporations claws

die on our brand new poison gas
el salvador or afghanistan
making money for president reagan
making money for president reagan
and all the friends of president reagan

california uber allies
california uber allies
uber allies california
uber allies california

/ dead kennedys lyrics