when you fucked grandpa lyrics – blink 182

when you f*cked grandpa did he tell you that he loved you?
did he hold you till the sun did rise and did he look into your eyes
and ask you to f*ll*t* him, and stick a finger or two in his *ss

he seems like a total *sshole, grandpa is a total f*cking *sshole
who would ever want a dirty, greasy finger in his *ss?
he rubs his d*ck in broken gl*ss.

when you f*cked grandpa did he kiss you soft and tender?
did he tie your hands behind your head and was it on your mother’s bed and…
(he seems like a total *sshole,
grandpa is a total f*cking *sshole who would ever want a dirty,
greasy finger in his *ss? he
rubs his d*ck in broken gl*ss)

this is f*cking stupid man,
i can’t believe you’d have s*x with your own grandfather,
i mean, you guys are related! what’s
he gonna do?
take out his false teeth and just leave them on the side of your bed?
man, you like to f*ck him in the b*tt and
have people come in and watch and mastrubate and c*m all over the place,
this is stupid. i hate you all. i’m not even gonna
have s*x with my mom tonight, this is stupid!

i hate you.

/ blink 182 lyrics