whoop-whoop lyrics – twiztid

i’m untouchable
sixteen ways to die, but i’d rather just cut your throat
unlovable
bred through hate, product of date rape but you can’t wait to cremate
i take lives with steak knives and such
i leave so many cuts that there’s nothin left to touch
and i walk with the family mind set on casualty
i put mirrors in ya eyes so ya had to see
that it had to be a m*ss suicide at your gathering
what a catastrophe
front page, blame it on us
scapegoat for all, in twiztid we trust
in the tour bus headed for the white house lawn
i can only be the scapegoat for so long
you can clear bongs while i clear channels
live show is sick like cups of brain matter

[chorus x2]
whoop whoop
you could never do what i do
whoop whoop
even if i became you
whoop whoop
you gotta let go of the envy
cuz on your best day you’ll never be me

i’m jeffrey dahmer with a wayne gasey mask on
drill a hole inside your head and axe it till ya p*ss on
am*ss on cubby holes and crawl sp*ces
untrustable
i’m harvey dent double sided with two-face
cuz i killed jason at crystal lake
stuck a axe in his back and said it was a mistake
now the legend is dead, but the legacy lives on
through the blood in my veins every time i spit out a song
i’m richard ramirez with bl**dy eyes
leave a p*ssy stolen and swollen with bl**dy alibis
i’m a cat with 9 lives, a monster with 50 kills
with a shotgun, roamin’ the streets of beverly hills
i’m in your hood like a street siren
and for whatever motherf*cker if you’re thinkin you’re gonna take mine
another product of reality
call it a blemish on the floor of society’s vanity

[chorus x2]

if i cut ya tongue out and left mine in it’s place
you still couldn’t taste what the f*ck i say
i’m a split time for swallowin razor blades
so i get spit blind for every word that i say
i’m poisonous, better check your thermos
cuz i spikin’ all the coffee at your funeral service
i’m a psycho bad boy, all no-purpose
and i stuff bad b*tches like a taxidermist.

[chorus x2]

/ twiztid lyrics