wireless in heaven lyrics – robert earl keen

my wife took all the money, left me for a cop.
and i don’t know n*body in this coffee shop.
i’m starin’ at the menu board, waitin’ in a line,
with ten bucks on my starbucks card and one thing on my mind

chorus:
is there wireless in heaven? i just wanna know.
do i need a p*ssword to log in when i go?
and does jesus have a website to send in my e-mail?
is there wireless in heaven, or do i go to h*ll?

i order mocha latte ginger jasmine tea.
the pretty little cashier girl looks up and smiles at me;
she says “it is an honor”, she knows who i am,
her grandpa plays the guitar and he’s my biggest fan.

chorus:
is there wireless in heaven? i just wanna know.
do i need a p*ssword to log in when i go?
and does jesus have a website to send in my e-mail?
is there wireless in heaven, or do i go to h*ll?

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/ robert earl keen lyrics