x-m@$ lyrics – corey taylor

“x-m@$”

ho ho ho ho!

there ain’t nothing more depressing than a pine tree
gussied up candy canes and b*lls
those carolers have kept me up for hours
it’s merry christmas seeping through my walls
now i’m no wiccan commie or nothing
but there’s one d*mn holiday that i can’t stand
it ain’t halloween or thanksgiving or even april fools
but it’ll surely make a fool out of every man
ha

if i ain’t drunk then it ain’t christmas
you know where to stick those jingle bells
if i ain’t hammered it ain’t hanukkah
and all you motherf*ckers go to h*ll
if i ain’t c*ckeyed then it kwanzaa
joy to the world and jack and c*ke
if i ain’t drunk then it ain’t christmas
cause i never anything but broke

now every year the malls are just a madhouse
full of empty pockets, thoughts and smiles
just the smell of eggnog makes me vomit
and those colored lights are f*cking infantile
i think we collectively as the people
should rise against this corporate jolly noise
and tell the world:
“let’s buy some piece and quiet for a change”
before we spend it all on f*cking toys.
ha

so if i ain’t drunk then it ain’t christmas
you know where to stick those jingle bells
if i ain’t hammered it ain’t hanukkah
fa la la la la go f*ck yourself!
if i ain’t c*ckeyed it ain’t kwanzaa
joy to the world of getting stoned
if i ain’t drunk then it ain’t christmas
so leave this god d*mn scrooge the f*ck alone.
ha

merry f*cking christmas!

/ corey taylor lyrics