you need a man around here lyrics – brad paisley

you’ve sure got a real nice place
so don’t take this the wrong way
but i can tell by your decorating taste
you’ve been alone too long

you’ve got more candles than a midnight m*ss
that fancy mirror adds a touch of cl*ss
do you know how good a mounted b*ss
would look there on that wall?

you need a man around here
you can’t do it all by yourself
to me it’s painfully clear
that you could use a little help

someone to kill the spiders
change the channel and drink the beer
seems to me that you sure need
a man around here

thumbing through your stack of magazines
i don’t see a maxim or field and stream
i haven’t been in a room this clean
since they took my appendix out

well you’ve gotta be kidding me
don’t tell me that thing is your tv
my laptop’s got a bigger screen
oh baby, there ain’t no doubt

you need a man around here
you can’t do it all by yourself
to me it’s painfully clear
that you could use a little help

someone to kill the spiders
change the channel and drink the beer
seems to me that you sure need
a man around here

someone to kill the spiders
and by the way, you’re out of beer
seems to me that you sure need
a man around here

yeah, it seems to me that you sure need
a man around here

/ brad paisley lyrics