young girl bluez lyrics – biz markie

“huh huh huh, now what was i to do?
she’s crying over me and she was feeling blue, i said” – slick rick (repeat 4x)

i was walking down the street, just a minding my biz
i saw this young lady, the ultimate
she had a pair of jugs that was so fine
then i took a look at that behind
36-24-36, i looked to her and i said “i need a fix”
i asked her the same blahzay, blahzay
her name, where she live, and how much she weigh
i got her digits and gave her my 1-800 beeper number
you can leave a message under the name of rhumba
i know you’re bugging off, then i will be too
but every time she be walking, she turns the heads of the crew
word is bond, i wouldn’t be messing
with this girl if i knew she was an adolescent
to all the guys over 21, here’s the news:
it’s the hip-hop version of the young girl bluez

“huh huh huh, now what was i to do?
she’s crying over me and she was feeling blue, i said” (repeat 4x)

as the story goes on, i get a little deeper
i got a strange message on my 1-800 beeper
call my looney, crazy, psychotic or dumb
but i got a good message from a girl named rum
come and get me from mickey d’s at 8
that’s where i work after school, pick me up for a date
i was so excited that she called my pager
but never thought to ask if she was a teenager
she mentioned going to school, but i didn’t think it was high
if you saw what i saw, then you know why
you wouldn’t believe or even think of
a bird like that could be a dove
i picked her up in my lexus coupe
only god knows what i’m doing is an oof
am i robbing a cradle? i’m very confused
i’m stuck in the middle of the young girl bluez

“huh huh huh, now what was i to do?
she’s crying over me and she was feeling blue, i said” (repeat 4x)

now i was seeing her for about half a year
everything was fine and dandy without shedding a tear
age ain’t nothing but a number, that’s what chi-ali said
okay then why don’t you get that through the judge’s head
proceeding along, i must have to say
it was coming very close to her birthday
i asked “what do you want?” she said “a pair of earrings”
i never knew what an avalanche the future brings
her birthday came and she gave a party
i arrive kind of late to the place to be
people was excited for seeing my face
if my mother ever knew i would be a disgrace
“how old are you now?” to rhumba-reen
i was in shock when they screamed “sixteen!”
i felt like falling apart when i heard the news
this is the never-ending saga of the young girl bluez!

“huh huh huh, now what was i to do?
she’s crying over me and she was feeling blue, i said” (repeat 4x)

/ biz markie lyrics