youre getting to be a rabbit with me lyrics – allan sherman

though you once were the best bunny at the playboy club,
you’re getting to be a rabbit with me.
i just sit there and stare as you hop from shrub to shrub.
you’re getting to be a rabbit with me.

when i proposed to you that evening last spring,
you said you’d be my mate.
so i went out and bought a two-carat ring,
and both of them you ate!

then your ears grew an inch, and your nose began to twitch,
and i noticed your tail was attached permanently.
so i keep you in the back yard, in a wooden hutch,
’cause you’re getting to be a little too much.
like bugs bunny,
you’re getting to be a rabbit with me.

i feel like something’s switching,
it’s all so strange and new.
egad, my nose is twitching,
i’m a rabbit too!
i’m getting to be a rabbit,
hippity hop, i love you,
i’m getting to be a rabbit like you.

move over honey, and p*ss the lettuce!

/ allan sherman lyrics