zomby woof lyrics – frank zappa

[backing vocals tina turner & the ikettes]

three hundred years ago
i thought i might get some sleep
i stretched myself out onna antique bed
an’ my spirit did a midnite creep

you know i’ll never sleep no more

it seem to me that it just ain’t wise

didja ever wake up in the mornin’
with a zomby woof behind your eyes

just about as evil as you could be

i am the zomby woof
i’m that creature all the ladies been
talkin’ about

i am the zomby woof
they all seek for shelter when i come chargin’ out

tellin’ you all the zomby troof
here i’m is, the zomby woof

tellin’ you all the zomby troof
here i’m is . . .

reety-awrighty, he da zomby woof
reety-awrighty, he da zomby woof

they said aw-reety
an’ they was aw-righty
an’ i was a zomby for you, little lady . . .

i got a great big pointed fang
which is my zomby toof
my right foot’s bigger than my other one is
like a reg’lar zomby hoof
if i raid your dormitorium
don’t try to remain aloof . . .

i might sn*tch you up screamin’ through the window all nekkid
an’ do it to you on the roof, don’t mess with the
zomby woof

i am about as evil as a boogie man can be!

tellin’ you all the zomby troof
here i’m is, the zomby woof

tellin’ you all the zomby troof
here i’m is, the zomby woof

/ frank zappa lyrics