711: h-llo, 711, may i help you?
lars: hey, what time are you guys open until?
711: we’re open 24 hours.
lars: do you guys have slurpees?
711: yes we do.
lars: what’s the best flavor you guys have?
lars; what flavors do yo you have?
711: we have coke, strawberry, purple berry, cherry,
black rasberry, frog, and mountain dew.
lars; hey, we’re on vacation from pheonix and i’m in a
band called the firebirds. it’s a hip-hop band.
if we perform could we get a free slurpee?
711: no you can’t.
lars: do you think we can perform outside and make some
money and pay for the slurpee through that?
711: right now you can’t do that because if the cops
come they will arrest you.
lars: because i don’t have a performance liscence?
711: no, because it’s late. you’re not allowed to do
any performance after 10 inside a neighborhood.
lars; so tomorrow morning around 11 maybe?
711: uh, no.
lars: what time? 11 am.
711: no. you guys can’t. you have to go through the
lars: can i do it down by the beach and then take the
711: that’s up to you guys. we’re not involved with
lars: we just want it, because we’re on vacation we ran
out of money because we paid all of our
money on the hotel and we’re on vacation.
711: i don’t know.
lars: okay, well we’ll come by, we’ll probably get the
711: that’s up to you guys but you can’t perform here.
lars: will we get in trouble if we perform and get the
lars: like if we buy the cherry slurpee will we get in
trouble? if we buy one of the specific
slurpees is there a better possibility that we won’t
get in trouble?
711: if you guys buy it, yeah, you won’t get in
trouble. but if you guys don’t, then you will
get in trouble.
lars: is there one that’s safer? like the blueberry
because less people want it?
lars: i was wondering if there’s a correlation between
slurpee and potential of not getting in trouble
with the hawaii police. you know what i’m saying? like
if we perform and buy a slurpee that’s less popular.
711: that’s up to you guys if you want to perform but
you guys are not allowed to peform on a 711 property.
you guys can go perform someplace else and if you guys
do make the money, then you guys can come over here
and buy your slurpee.
lars: okay, here’s what we’ll do, if we make enough
we’ll buy you a free slurpee and give our new cd called
“straight outta phoenix”.
711: but, um, we only work until 6, so…
lars: okay, well we’ll be by before 6.
711: um, you guys can’t perform even before six.
lars: then we’ll do it tomorrow. we’ll come by
711: you guys got to do it like maybe at 8, 9 o’clock.
lars: if we write a song about 711 will you guys play
it in the store on your cd player if we give it to you?
711: we’re not allowed to do that. you’ve got to go
through the main company.
lars: okay, i’ll call them.
711: do you need the number?
lars; do you have it?
lars: okay, i’ll call them, and aloha, that means
goodbye in hawaii too, right?