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tie my pecker to my leg lyrics – mojo nixon

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me your momma and some other wh-r-
floating down the river on a sh-thouse door
gonna tie my p-ck-r to my leg, to my leg
gonna tie my p-ck-r to my leg.

dad’s going steady with a pig in a barn
grandma’s getting down with an ear of corn
gonna tie my p-ck-r to my leg, to my leg
gonna tie my p-ck-r to my leg.

watching mom shave her p-ssy really gets the kids hard
grandpa’s trying to f-ck something in the front yard
gonna tie my p-ck-r to my leg, to my leg
gonna tie my p-ck-r to my leg.

sister is getting rich on her 900 number
four dime diddly bop given her best dog a hummer
gonna tie my p-ck-r to my leg, to my leg
gonna tie my p-ck-r to my leg.

reddog (solo)

well i’m a big d-ck daddy and a f-ckin’ foo
eleven years old and i went to p-ssy school
gonna tie my p-ck-r to my leg, to my leg
gonna tie my p-ck-r to my leg.

yeah, her -sshole is tighter then a steel drum
h-ll i’d eat a yard of her sh-t to watch her c-m
gonna tie my p-ck-r to my leg, to my leg
gonna tie my p-ck-r to my leg.

simon (solo)

you only live once, so off with them pants
h-ll ain’t for sure, it’s only a chance
gonna tie my p-ck-r to my leg, to my leg
gonna tie my p-ck-r to my leg.

yeah, my gal’s so fine, wanna suck her daddy’s d-ck
if you saw my poontang’s face, you wouldn’t give me no lip
gonna tie my p-ck-r to my leg, to my leg
gonna tie my p-ck-r to my leg.

woke up this morning with a case of stinky finger
last night i must have been the designated drinker
gonna tie my p-ck-r to my leg, to my leg
gonna tie my p-ck-r to my leg.

i need a woman six foot ten
she’s gotta be that tall so i could get it all in
gonna tie my p-ck-r to my leg, to my leg
gonna tie my p-ck-r to my leg.

everybody solo

yeah, me yer momma and some other wh-r-
floatin’ down the river on a sh-thouse door
gonna tie my p-ck-r to my leg, to my leg
gonna tie my p-ck-r to my leg.

i’m gonna tie my p-ck-r
tie my p-ck-r
tie my p-ck-r
tie my p-ck-r
gonna tie my p-ck-r to my leg.

/ mojo nixon lyrics